#ah.. I hate this

[bunji-enthusiast]

Whoa there pretty boy — Lü Bu

• Sypnosis || Strongest man meets an estranged deity who descended from the heavens.

• Warnings || a buncha bullshit comprised of headcanons… oook.

• Note || estranged deity in question would be you! Used to be in the ROR fandom till I just up and deleted my ROR account on here. Don’t care how long it’s been, he’s pretty. The world’s been in very odd chaos, so this is how I cope anyway.

The general will admit, to coming to the consensus that he’s seen numerous strange bullshit. Comparable to all the things he’s seen, heard and experienced in his childhood..

This takes the CAKE.

Like how? How were you here in the first place? Lü Bu for all he knew, that gods were divine beings. Literal deities, sure he wanted to fight one of em.. he aims for the heavens.

He just didn’t expect to meet a deity this early.

Lü Bu was just kinda smacked on the head by your falling figure when he had been training tirelessly on the mountains one day. He was trying so hard to suppress his laugh as he had helped you get up, in a very uncharacteristically gentle way.

No one else was around to see that side, lucky him.

Once you had explained your situation and your status as a deity, it finally made sense to him now.

Straight up just gives you a very toothy smile and just sorta praises you for being so against your fellow deities. Doing shit like that makes you okay in his book, be your own strong self. Achieve and grow.

Lü Bu, whom will not admit it, likes people who can be so strong in a way that they will not let others disrespect them.

Though in your good-hearted nature and faith, you always wanted to make sure each and every person—be it mortal or immortal—was okay and treated.

So it goes the same for this man too, despite his protests.

Large feathery wings wrapped around his waist, warmth curling into his musculature. It felt.. foreign.

A strange indifference to the warmth he had felt a decade earlier, if he had even dared to want familiar love. Yet it was all the more that he felt so surprised, and deeply alone.

You healed the scars he inflicted upon himself during his training session, and the very sore wound on his head that you caused all with a smile, sometimes you had to ask for help.

Which is what you had omitted to the general, knowing of his position as an inept bastard. Though he had made that distinction himself very clearly when he had fought tooth and nail for his adoptive father during his childhood.

Lü Bu slowly learns to be better to himself, thanks to you.

Just catches people, especially Chen Gong who is initially adept to keeping an eye on his general—off guard when Lü Bu holds concerns for his people… in a way that is completely unexpected.

[arkangelo-7]

Lex Luthor hates Superman, Lex Luthor hates the Justice League, bla bla bla… You know who Lex must really hate? Bruce Wayne.

Because he knows that bitch is Batman. He’d worked it through that big brain of his and he’s without a doubt certain that the same idiot who spilled champagne on him last New Year’s Eve moonlights as the Batman.

But he can’t fucking prove it. So he’s resigned to a lifetime of having to make stilted conversation filled with double meaning while Brucie just flutters his eyelashes and pretends to be a ditz. And Lex just has to sit there and take it, because Bruce knows that Lex knows and absolutely uses that knowledge to fuck with Alex at every opportunity—he says the absolute shittest, godawful pickup lines and flirts to his heart’s content, knowing full well that he helped Superman kick Lex’s ass last week and that Lex knows it was him.

[egophiliac]

Hello ! I positively adore the running joke of Idia unknowingly finding Lilia to be the coolest guy ever whenever he doesn't know it's him, like when Silver described his father, or obviously with muscle red. I can't say what'd be funnier, Idia finding out his online best friend is actually Lilia, resident spooky hyper fairy; or them both never finding out, and it'd become even more ridiculous as time goes on. How do you think it'll play out ? You're always so on point

(Also, though it makes sense, I'm still devastated bat boy didn't get a ticket for the Halloween skeleton train : ( does anyone mentions him at some point ? Like how he'd have fit right in with all those Halloween town little freaks, and how he'd have impressed them with his spooks and scared techniques; after all he's been every Briar Valley's children worst fear on Halloween for centuries. I'm on the eng server and I didn't wanna spoil myself by watching the whole thing on youtube)

Have a nice day !

you and me both, Idia and Lilia being oblivious online BFFs (+ Idia being incredibly intimidated any time Silver brings up his jock gamer dad) is my favorite running joke/subplot. 🤝 it's SO good, to the point where I also am unsure if I actually want it to ever be resolved or not...maybe, like, as a post-canon stinger or something? everyone's standing around covered in overblot ink, and Idia and Lilia's phones go off at the same time...

(legit I do think this is part of why Idia couldn't be present for Lilia's dream, because for some reason Lilia decided he was going to just. embody his past self online. he probably quotes his own battle strategies or whatever in the middle of boss fights. Idia didn't pick up on the whole "oh how weird that we both live on a super remote island" thing, but he would spend thirty seconds listening to General Lilia describing siege warfare and be like "w-wait")

all that aside, however it does end up happening, I do see Lilia being very blasé and all "oh! cool!" about it. y'know, taking it very much in stride! and Idia...very much not.

(can't tell if tumblr is going to chew this into illegibility or not, this will be a fun surprise ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ)

as for Lilia sadly missing out on Halloweentown shenanigans...he does get one little mention as part of an offhand reference to the light music club, but so far no one has brought up how this basically is just Lost In the Book of Liliatown (Sebek's been too busy yelling about not getting to be in the same group as Malleus). 😔 honestly though, it's probably for the best that he got left out, because he would just settle right in and refuse to ever leave. canon would shatter. we would miss out on all the delightful angst of episode 7 because Lilia is too busy eating poisonous shrubbery inbetween practicing his very best screams, and no one can pull him away from it.

(I can hope for a sequel next year though...)

[were-wolverine]

jason, coming back from the dead and seeing tim as robin: how could bruce replace me? how could he give robin to someone else?

dick, who created robin in honor of his dead parents and then had bruce take it away and give it to jason without even asking him:

[losergirlsoap]

literally me

[mrbrightxside]

Based on true experience (not the whole lighting myself and the comic shop on fire on my first day because I was going insane with power but Spider-Man kept repeating in the hospital 😭) Enjoy that before being sent to the psych ward Bill ✅️

[bathmob]

SEASON'S BEATINGS DORKS!!!!

[chalkrub]

been a long long while since the last time, but here's some more pokemans from memory! some of my favourites and also some randomly picked fellas

[rystiel]

part 3, they’re back to being silly idiots

(part 1) (part 2)

[nvoc]

SKYRIM ; scenery 44

[manticorecure]

worlds most tormented girl vs worlds most well spoken hamster

[idioticvamp]

crawling back to you

[victorzhuzhakin]

I hope the warning works because I don't know how to do it on tumblr

Some time ago, my friends and I discussed an AU (?) where Starscream could attend Megatron's performances as a gladiator in his youth, but I only got around to it now. Oh yeah, the violent middle aged thug and his two non cis fans (one will later become his husband and the second will become something like an adopted son)

Note: Megatron's mouth is bleeding because he bit someone's ear off, not because his teeth were knocked out. I think that's an important clarification, yeah

My commissions :]

[allimili]

[hatsbuckets]

"oof that line is so cringey—"

rant DO NOT CARE. NOP. NOPE. idc idc idc write me those cringe lines, people.

I wanna sit here squealing and kicking my feet to Soap's "I'm a mess, LT." and Ghost's gravel-thick "My mess."

To Price snarling "I can do this myself." and Nik, soft and unyielding, whispering "You do not have to."

To the whole damn team murmuring "You don't have to carry it all."

To Gaz choking out "I thought I was done for," and Price growling "Not on my watch, son."

To Ghost, bloody and exhausted, half-joking, "You still with me, Johnny?" and Soap, eyes bright and burning, "Always, ye ghost-faced bastard."

To Soap muttering, "You’re bleeding," and Gaz back, "So’re you." And Soap with a crooked grin, "Aye, but I’m prettier when I do it." "...Shut up and hold still."

To Price rasping, "You’d follow me into hell, wouldn’t you?" and Ghost just saying, "Already did."

To Gaz whispering, "You trusted me with this?" and Price replying, "You’ve got my six, don’t you?" "...Always. Even if it kills me." "...It won’t. Not on my watch."

To Soap, quiet and unsure, "Do you think he sees me? Ghost?" and Price, steady as ever: "...He never stops."

To Nik leaning in, "You ever going to let yourself be taken care of?" and Ghost with a reluctant, "Maybe." "...Good. Start now."

To Ghost saying, "You're still bleeding." and Price answering, "So are you." Then both of them falling silent, before Ghost finally says, "...Guess we both forgot how to stop."

To Price growling, "Don’t get sentimental on me now, Kate." and Kate, too soft, "Too late. You matter, John."

To someone whispering, "They broke you." and the team murmuring, "Let us help put it back together."

To "Don’t die on me." and "Wasn’t planning on it. Not till I’ve pissed you off one more time."

To "You came back." and "You were worth it."

Gimme gimme the clichés. The tropes. The corny shit.

The "If we die, we die together." The "Come back to me." The "You're not alone anymore."

I want to drown in it. Let me marinate in the melodrama. "It's bad writ-" NOOOO it's beautiful and lovely and adorable and I love them your honor.

Cringe? Nope nope nope.

That’s just honesty with the safety off.

[parched-chaos]

A shadow in the mirror